"what did this man do, officer?"
"he just… he just did everything”
THE REALEST SHIT I EVER SEEN GOD DAMN
A few weeks ago my japanese class did a gift exchange with our penpal class in japan and their box of stuff came in today. All of the gifts had really cute messages on yellow notes. This one was my favorite..
my brother had a dream he spent 20 dollars on a hotdog and he woke up screaming
I am laughing really hard.