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Leon's blog

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( My Name is Leon. If you're looking for a themed blog, you will be sorely disappointed. My blog is a conglomeration of largely unrelated things. )

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04/24/2014 21:35:03
Ozy:why is everyone who talks about men's gender roles terrible
(yes, I know, it's because I retired)
seriously we do not need to "internalize anti-sexism into new models of masculinity" we need to burn masculinity to the ground
me:hahahahah.
Ozy:God I feel like I'm talking to a bunch of people and I'm like "DID YOU KNOW THERE'S A KNIFE STICKING OUT YOUR TORSO" and they're like "hmm yes we must develop healthy ways of having a knife in our torso"
me:yes
Ozy:"we should take ibuprofen and staunch the bleeding":
me:"maybe if we take the knife out of our torso and stick it into a different place, that would be better."
Ozy:and it is NOT EVEN LIKE I DISAGREE those are in fact helpful steps to take but I FEEL LIKE IT IS MORE IMPORTANT THAT THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR TORSO
yes
I just feel like screaming CAN'T YOU NOTICE THE FUCKING HUGE KNIFE? DOESN'T THAT HURT?
me:And you get a simultaneous chorus of "I'm tough, I can take it!" and "who cares about men's fee-fees."
Ozy:yes
"toxic masculinity" did you mean:masculinity
me:Can I stick this on tumblr?

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04/24/2014 15:29:14

kingoftheniall:

On a scale from 1 to Samsung how much do you hate Apple?

kingoftheniall:

On a scale from 1 to Samsung how much do you hate Apple?

(via anotherpatheticdog)

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04/24/2014 03:55:39

deankeptthetrenchcoatintheimpala:

autumn-will-come:

splashmouth13:

we-smoke-the-blunts:

platypusinplaid:

America in one gif

omg the eagle exploding it

How the fuck did they get a bald eagle to wear a suit AND fist bump Steven Colbert

pistachios

freedom

deankeptthetrenchcoatintheimpala:

autumn-will-come:

splashmouth13:

we-smoke-the-blunts:

platypusinplaid:

America in one gif

omg the eagle exploding it

How the fuck did they get a bald eagle to wear a suit AND fist bump Steven Colbert

pistachios

freedom

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via mywearinessamazesme)

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04/24/2014 03:54:59

(Source: -teesa-, via jasongaymer)

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04/24/2014 03:41:05

deardeerling:

in west narnia born and raisedthrough the wardrobe was where i spent most of my days

deardeerling:

in west narnia born and raised
through the wardrobe was where i spent most of my days

(Source: areyoutoonenough, via mywearinessamazesme)

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04/24/2014 03:40:54

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

Stop reblogging my failure

(via mywearinessamazesme)

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04/23/2014 23:35:05

videohall:

The best pranks don’t scare or annoy, they make the victim question their own sanity.

> I would doubt my sanity too after seeing a photo pop out of a polaroid fully developed.

(via jasongaymer)

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04/23/2014 23:25:58

terrakion:

this is wrong. a pokemon can only have three stages, excluding its mega evolution. nice try though, op, you arent fooling anybody

terrakion:

this is wrong. a pokemon can only have three stages, excluding its mega evolution. nice try though, op, you arent fooling anybody

(Source: precumming, via flamebroiler)

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04/23/2014 23:25:36

mauridianhallow:

lambishwolf:

toptumbles:

This is called humanity


I have nothing to say on this, these people are the pinnacle of human compassion, and that is all there is to it.

mauridianhallow:

lambishwolf:

toptumbles:

This is called humanity

I have nothing to say on this, these people are the pinnacle of human compassion, and that is all there is to it.

(via jasongaymer)

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04/23/2014 16:27:47

karmakaiser:

perfectcromulence:

I just used this line teaching Brit Lit Survey last week.

Pictured: Mortal Sin. 

karmakaiser:

perfectcromulence:

I just used this line teaching Brit Lit Survey last week.

Pictured: Mortal Sin. 

(Source: rami3l)

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